Fountain’s Law

photo by Mike Arauz

Fountain's Law is the conclusion of a multi-year study whose findings will soon be published in a prestigious journal (that is unavailable in the U.S.). This work takes into account the Moldawer Ratio and all of the Slocum Principles.

Comments (5)

1. 

   By Dan Goldstein on September 11, 2009

   Wait, does this mean I can just JPEG up any platitudes I want and forget about messy research? Yes, please!

2. 

   By Brian Fountain on September 11, 2009

   @Dan: That is correct. You will probably want to cite Fountain’s Law (a well-established scientific principle) to cover your bases though.

3. 

   By Dan Goldstein on September 11, 2009

   But Brian, under Fountain’s law, I would never need to cite you, or anyone, again!

4. 

   By Brian Fountain on September 11, 2009

   @Dan: I admit, it’s an elegant law. It confirms itself. And when you consider the Goldstein Validation supports it as well, you really start to see it’s simple beauty.

5. 

   By Dan Goldstein on September 11, 2009

   Colour me enlightened!