On the set of a 'mac vs. PC' style stage. A series of normal Americans address the camera earnestly.
With the recent triumph of proposition 8, the institution of marriage has been made a little safer, but there's still more work to be done.
Alternative lifestyles continue to erode the traditions that generations of American-value loving Americans hold dear.
That's why next election you'll be hearing more about Proposition 12.
An important new piece of legislation to continue the work we've started.
A new law whose purpose is simple and to the point.
To stop gay people from looking at me.
For too long, gay people have been looking at me.
Why are you looking at me... gay person?
How much longer must Americans be made uncomfortable by gay people looking at them?
Making eye contact at a grocery store.
Or the gym...
Or a bathhouse.
Proposition 12 will ensure that Americans can feel safe again. By making it illegal for homosexuals to make eye contact with them. Or stand too closely.
I mean, seriously. (emotional) Why are you looking at me?
America has been divided for too long. We need unity. And that's what Prop 12 will provide. It will bring Americans together into two distinct unified groups.
So tell your friends about this important upcoming choice.
A new law that will require homosexuals to avoid eye contact with traditional Americans.
And wear this patch at all times. (Holds up a pink triangle patch).
Vote yes on Proposition 12.
I'm voting yes on Proposition 12.
(still crying, transitions to blur)
Super-imposed: Yes on Proposition 12
I'm having a hard time deciding which Kari Byron Facebook group I want to join:
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- Kari Byron can bust my myth
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- Kari Byron Blinded Me With Science
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- I want to bang Kari from Mythbusters
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- Kari Byron can do my homework
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- The Kari Byron Fanclub
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- Kari Byron is Hot!
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- I would bang Kari Byron.
- Kari Byron the Perfect Woman
- Kari Byron Fan Club
- Kari Byron can bust more than my myth
- I Hate Carrie Byron from the Mythbusters
- I want to marry Kari Byron
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- Mythbuster Kari is So Hot That She Knocks My Socks Off
- I'll admit it, I have a crush on that chick from mythbusters
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- I Would Fuck That Chick From Mythbusters
So tough to narrow it down.
1. "I work well with others. I also work well on others."
2. "This job will serve me well until 'The Quickening' begins."
3. "I believe in a diverse workplace. Some of my best friends are darkies."
4. "I'm not big on pants."
5. "Things didn't work out so well at my last job. Apparently they hate the 2nd Amendment."
6. "My sponsor says this is a great place to work."
7. "I'm looking for a job that will really challenge me. At my last job, all those that challenged me were swiftly felled by the cold steel of my warhammer."
8. "I feel like my strengths are time management and appearing productive."
9. "My relationship with God is an important part of my life. He's sitting beside me."
10. "What happened to your face?"
Ever heard the adage: "Maybe one day schools will get all of the money they need and the Army will have to hold a bakesale to buy a bomber."
I give you: armybakesale.com
This site was created by Ari Voukydis, Pete Olson and myself. Original baked goods were created by Julie Tudor and Erika Kern.