1. Wash your hands often with soap or other people with soap. If they protest they probably have the swine flu.
2. Use alcohol-based hand sanitizers. Do not used gravy-based sanitizers.
3. Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in trash after you use it. Then throw that trashcan through a store window and take what you need. It's everyman for himself.
4. Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread that way. Also avoid touching your privates. Sin is spread that way.
5. Try to avoid close contact with sick people unless they are 'smoking hot' and you are into them. In which case, buy them a drink. Use some sort of line like, "We need to stay hydrated. Doctor's orders." But don't say it in a creepy way.
I'm having a hard time deciding which Kari Byron Facebook group I want to join:
- Kari Byron from Mythbusters is HOT!!!
- Kari Byron can bust my myth
- I am in love with Kari Byron
- Kari Byron Blinded Me With Science
- i would totally throw it to kari from mythbusters.
- I want to bang Kari from Mythbusters
- I love Kari Byron aka 'the redhead from Mythbusters'
- Kari Byron can do my homework
- KARI BYRON IS A GODDESS
- Kari Byron: Hottest Engineer ever.
- The Kari Byron Fanclub
- Kari Byron from Myth Busters is a severe hottie
- Kari Byron Aficionados
- Kari Byron is Hot!
- I want to canoe kari byron from the mythbusters
- Kari Byron will make me bust more than a myth!!!
- I would bang Kari Byron.
- Kari Byron the Perfect Woman
- Kari Byron Fan Club
- Kari Byron can bust more than my myth
- I Hate Carrie Byron from the Mythbusters
- I want to marry Kari Byron
- Tory Belleci and Kari Byron should totally hook up
- I think Kari Byron is a babe!
- I want to make LOVE to Kari Byron
- kari byron apreciation thingy magig
- Mythbuster Kari is So Hot That She Knocks My Socks Off
- I'll admit it, I have a crush on that chick from mythbusters
- OMG The Chick from Mythbusters is soooo hot!!!
- I Would Fuck That Chick From Mythbusters
So tough to narrow it down.
1. "I work well with others. I also work well on others."
2. "This job will serve me well until 'The Quickening' begins."
3. "I believe in a diverse workplace. Some of my best friends are darkies."
4. "I'm not big on pants."
5. "Things didn't work out so well at my last job. Apparently they hate the 2nd Amendment."
6. "My sponsor says this is a great place to work."
7. "I'm looking for a job that will really challenge me. At my last job, all those that challenged me were swiftly felled by the cold steel of my warhammer."
8. "I feel like my strengths are time management and appearing productive."
9. "My relationship with God is an important part of my life. He's sitting beside me."
10. "What happened to your face?"